NOT!

ALICE
SUCKS
ROCKS!

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Why We Love Her

She's Fun!

Always brings the energy and the snacks - especially chocolate almonds.

She's Smart!

Always keen to save money with loyalty cards.

She's Kind!

Has a heart of literal gold and gives away all her almonds.

The Reviews

"Alice is a legend. Period. Although she nicked my mouse and sometimes nicks my grip strength trainer."

- Jacob

"Best human ever. 10/10."

- Arum

"Our best customer - we will 100% introduce a customer loyalty card."

- Hoxton Village Shop Owner

“Alicia is the best soul and kindest heart in the world, she makes tangerine 🍊 cool and seeing her at the office is such a bliss.”

- Ahmed

"She's great, but I think she might have left two reviews on Google to get two Nutella Focaccias. Always great vibes though!"

- Dal Fiorentino Hoxton